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Understand me better

Giovanni sent me a link that teaches you to understand Italians better. Worst of it - the irony isn’t quite far from the truth (as irony never is).

Ha ha. (Nervous)

(PS: It is a 2MB Flash movie)

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... in 2006: But it's sooo expensive!
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  1. Alessandro Altobelli
    Jul 23rd 2003

    I am an Italiano.

    One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.

    I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

    Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock.

    She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

    So I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

    I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: “Peace on you.”

    I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.


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